I've been on Match.com for 4 months now and have received a lot of generic intro emails that are quite obviously copy + paste jobs of what the author considers to be a masterpiece. One email in the past few months stood out, and I thought the guy deserved kudos. (Note: presently I am still in his favorites, though I haven't heard from him in a few weeks....)
Here it is, brief and awesome:
Wow. The Hitler 'stache? WOW! That's balls my friend. You got 'em. Big brass ones. Which is actually kinda scary cause I'm really looking for someone without balls as I've got plenty of them to go around and I'm always willing to share. YOU... the coolest person ever? That's intimidating. Okay, I'm over it. That was quick. Read me, know me, lust me.
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